Water Street Escapades


 
Run, you cowards!  Run!
This man decided to shed his clothes and challenge you to battle in the middle of the street.  He would also like to cook you your food.  He is far, far whiter than he looks.
Pink Floyd rules even though they're not metal, dude.This man is typical of the clientele at the House Of Rock (hor for short) where they love their clientele and also, typically, their rock.  It takes intense, mind numbing concentration and more beer than you can handle to conjure Satan up as a tiny orange sphere of light hovering above your left index finger.  This man would  like to give your network a good old fashioned administering, if you know what I mean.
That is not leinies in front him.  What gives?This man, in a rare moment, has forgotten all about his beer and become completely enraptured with your nose which flitters about playfully in the air about a foot off his left shoulder whenever he drinks too many beers.  In this way, your nose keeps him alive. 

Isn't that a lovely shirt, darling?

The sober view.The hour grows late.  One man is willing to doff his glasses from his eyes and don them atop his head to increase the pulchritude of the very fine lad in his arms. 

The other man is not so sure hampering his vision to increase his readiness to couple is such a good idea and keeps his glasses firmly in place where they belong over his eyes.

Who is right?  Who is wrong?  The question is, what would you do?

The drunken view.Thanks to graphic enhancement programs like photoshop, butt ugly women can bare it all and look sexy on the web doing it.  Simply clone over those annoying nipple hairs and you're set.

Also thanks to graphics programs, I can show you what I was seeing through the lens of the camera at the time the picture was taken. 

Note, these men do not particularly appear sexier with the aid of graphics software.

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