That could conceivably go on indefinitely.  What was that 80's superstar get together song about the third world?  Do They Know it's Christmas?  They probably couldn't give a flying fuck at a sleigh full of Holiday cheer and a fatman even if they do.  Christ, what a cockamaynee Spinal Tap idea that was.  What do you think about the third world's Christmas Nigel?  
"Well it really is quite sad really. No Christmas trees or really any holiday decorations of any kind. I'm looking at this and thinking to myself, 'ya know, where is the mall?  Do they like, even know it's Christmas?'  That's when I realized the great potential for a song, Dick"
What the hell am I harping on?  An 80's pop song.  I'm about as relevant as a night at the improv comic, great.  I am making a point though.  I think.  Maybe.

I like advertising.  I'd be an unhappy man without it.  I just wish it was more individualistic. If each company and different ad campaign had a flavor, a stamp, a signature all its own.  Stupid homogenization of culture.  (grumble)  

Rules for advertising should include:  1) no advertisers may have gone to college for advertising, 2) no advertiser is accountable to more than one other person before the ad campaign is launched, 3) if an advertiser's campaign flops and costs the advertising agency their client the advertiser who created the campaign cannot be fired and must be given the companies most valued client immediately thereafter, 4) and most importantly, the CEO of any ad agency must use the products his firm advertises, and all the employees, and all the stockholders, and anyone who doesn't like any of my rules!!!! (Oooo, 4 exclamation marks.  He means it man!)

Fuck the internet.  Time for Springer.  And more coffee, too.  And another donut.  More caffeine and more sugar!!  Now!
!!!! <---- Look, I'm yellin' for yellin's sake!

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