"Who's your favorite movie director?" he asked.
"Quentin, motherfucking, Tarantino, motherfucker!" he answered, index and pinky fingers of right hand extended as he measured out his stressed syllables with downward strokes of that hand as if excitedly giving satan a hand job.
Silence followed.
I wouldn't know what to say to an answer like that either.

Jason is 100% sure he is not the father of Andrea's baby.
Andrea is 100% sure he is.
And so goes the Maury Povich show accusing men of being fathers but not women of being mothers. And the same stupid cycle is exploited over and over with Jason & Andrea, only now they are John & Angie, Jack and Anna, Jim & Amy, Jerry & Arlene, Jeronimo & Anastasia and I want them all dead. Now Maury's people show gurgling wide-eyed vacuum cleaners with rubber nipples jammed in their craws and I would delight in buckshot from the blast of a sawed-off to rip through those drooling twisted genetic monstrosities that surely clawed their way out of those fat-faced sixteen year olds' cunts like the baby from 'It's Alive.'
Oh god and it doesn't end, as the parents of these garbage water soul bitches storm the set, spitting ignorant bile over their daughters' lovers and would be husbands for not taking responcibility for the child their child never should have had.
Poor sorry sonsa bitches. Hows about the house special ,infanticide, huh? You like maybe sterilization instead? A toucha sex education? Gratzi.

To hell, to hell. I took a drive out to the EarthLink in Pasadena for my interview with Archie or Arnie or Artie. "EarthLink: Our goal is to have an EarthLink internet connection in every home and business for greater communication by people," this painted in orange on a white wall in the lobby. Do I have the heart to tell them that if they ever achieved their goal, the U.S. government would come in and bust them into pieces for operating an illegal monopoly? No. Let dreamers dream. Ar (mumble, muffle) ie, conducted a very matter of fact interview and once it was over told me it was nice to interview someone who really knew their stuff. I said, "Oh, in that case, I apologize." Ar*ahem*ie laughed at that one because he is a clever one. The interview did seem to cover alot of the same material as was on the test last night that I took to qualify me for an interview today. EarthLink is tight. It's easier to get under a nun's habit.

A note on "the" Freeways: Your freeways, whereever you are outside of L.A. are not as cool as ours. We ride on 'the' 210 or 'the' 170 whereas you ride on 94 or 53 or 80. You want a definite article? Come fight for it.

Freeway note #2: While driving down the freeways of Los Angeles I picture the old military footage of the atomic mushroom cloud on the desert horizon being marched towards by a battalion of infantry men. The cars seem like those soldiers; driving inexplicably into fiery death, the essence of folly, for no other reason than an order was given to do so.

Experiencing pain in left wrist when bent back. Might be do to typing. Push-ups are not possible except if done on my knuckles. I'll have to find an exercise to strengthen my wrist. No wise cracks.

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